Trump has only been President for 9 1/2 months and has already completely wiped out the legacy of eight years of Obama. Obamas five signature achievements on the domestic and international level - the clean power plan, Obamacare, the Iran deal, the Paris accords and the Cuba rapprochment - are either already…

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

I don’t think he asked for a lawyer dog. I think he asked for a lawyer, dog.

Oh, hi there Ms. Wasserman Schultz! How’s it going in Florida’s 23rd?

~reminder~

I don’t see what she is trying to do... are we saying there’s systemic racism at concerts with General Admission?

My mother wasn’t beating and choking me with an extension cord. There’s a big difference between a few swats here and there and what this woman did.

If I were king, I’d probably start by stripping both of them of their content businesses and keeping them out of that industry completely. They’d then have no incentive to prioritize one form of traffic over another (I’d do the same to the cable operators: they need to focus on providing fast, reliable connectivity.…

“It’s hard to tell exactly how they could confirm that call...”

What do you know? You’re just an airline pilot.

“Look at Moore, palling around with known Russian collaborators. SAD!”

On Monday Trump will publish the same photo of Moore and Jared and say “Here is a picture of Michael Moore smiling happily with an indicted traitor. SAD!”

It would be a lot more believable if the Patriots were playing in the World Series.

Or maybe if, in the year of whatever lord 2017, you haven’t already realized that EVERY FUCKING PLACE is full of racists, then your personal story of what it took for you to actually take a second to SEE around you no longer matters. How far back do you really want to go with this? Which police killing do you think…

Whatever small step you gotta take towards that wokeness I guess

And I think there is some pretty significant evidence that marijuana turns out to be more harmful than a lot of people anticipated.

Ah...Quebec. Never stop being Canada’s version of Maine only without the charm.

I think the bigger problem is that the adventure seems to be set up so that the characters are mainlanders (ie. whites from fantasy Europe) only in Chult to kill monsters and plunder treasure. You’re essentially reenacting colonialism. There’s very little in the way of content for people who want to play local heroes…

Well, it’s not like FS1 is setting new standards for airing post-season baseball, either. At least TBS had the stones to hire David Lynch to direct their broadcast, and it’s paying dividends in free publicity.