Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

“The pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true.”

Here’s the problem with that...

Oh yes you do. You take every damn punch. And then sue the shit out of the bro and the Panthers and Budweiser and North Carolina and Trump and Bank of America and Nike and everyone else you can blame. I hurt my ankle a couple weeks ago pretty bad, and I regret I didn’t do it at work or at a stadium (I was coming home…

 Yes. It is. Because he was rather obviously fucked up himself. what good does it do you to get some extra pound of flesh out of this dead guy? I really don’t understand moralizing here. But you do you.

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

Whichever one took David Eckstein’s roster spot. Now there’s a Cardinal with some grit!

Splinter should just email ICE a copy of the spreadsheet, there’s 75% chance that ICE would think Splinter returned it.

I swear, I saw the headline, and in my head, I heard Ross’s voice scream, “By gawd, that’s JR’s music!”

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

“Imagine if California decided to vote on secession. Why would we, the other 49 states, allow it to proceed?”

A number of rural Colorado counties did in fact vote on secession during the Obama era. Granted, it was to secede from Colorado and form their own state because they couldn’t stand Democrats running the…

I honestly didn’t mean to troll you but your quixotic crusade, usage intended, is disturbing and obsessive. This is not a specialist forum and is actually written in standard English. Save your condescending rants for your Ivan the Terrible fanzine. Weirdo.

It’s like some people object to the government ripping clothing off women in public or something.

This makes so much sense, though. The way to stop religious communities from enforcing rules on how women dress is to have governments pass laws enforcing how women dress.

Hmmm....I will need to see the complete list, since wooly scarf, hoodie-with-drawstrings pulled, and hooded parkas don’t appear - and I need to be assured that all the non-respecters of “Austrian values” will be policed and punished equally. We are mightily concerned about this issue in Canada; the photos below (“lone…

So, let the vote happen. While stating it means nothing. That is generally how western nations handle it. The UK wasn’t sending up soldiers to Scotland everything there was a non-referendum based independence vote.

If the flag gave black people “the opportunity to go from corn fields and picking cotton to the president of the United States of America...” where was that flag when black people were forced into the corn and cotton fields? Same flag, right?

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.