Elon Musk is actually my favorite billionaire- the projects and industries he is in are very forward thinking- he wants to get us off fossil fuels, he seeks to push space exploration.... He could’ve retired and just become an angel investor after PayPal, but he decided to throw all of his fortune into trying to…
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If Douglas knew that forced sexual contact was going on at his show and didn’t stop it, he’s not a prince and didn’t treat women well at all, even if he didn’t personally carry out any of the attacks on women employees.
Don’t be so negative. Is he wrong about any of the issues he is bringing up? No. Does it matter that “the movement” will never take off? No. Do I personally like the pig socks? No. Will I ever tell a non-violent black man how to protest? Fuck no. Does the look on his face during his first sit-down show the truth of…
My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”
In the story in my head, the two five year olds swapped their documents. Because having hung out with kids that age, i can picture it super clearly.
I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.
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It's a good thing they've been banned from the place they didn't go to. Otherwise they might have not gone there again.
WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Finebaum would still have cried fowl
This will also be my face when Finebaum is suspended from his show for a week, and his listeners go on Twitter to complain about his First Amendment rights being violated by big government...
To quote Bomani Jones:
Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.
Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Minnesota Vikings
This is everything:
MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! THAT’S... THAT’S CHRISTIAN PONDER’S MUSIC!
As a Vikings fan, I’m secretly relieved that I can now give up hope before the season even begins. It’s like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
It would evolve into “Chump Change” in about five minutes.
I just think of them as Mall Santas ... they may not be him, but the represent him, and that’s good enough.