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Better the other way. “Here’s a $500 blender from Aunt Edna. Now here’s a $40 blender from your good friend Steve.”

He’s been my favourite wrestler for a long time now. He’s jobbed it for more nobodies than anyone on the current roster, and he’s been to the very top of the mountain and fallen all the way back down. He’s probably the best guy on the mic in the company, and nobody has “earned it” like he has. The stories about how

Is that real? I hate that I can’t tell if Trump stuff is real, or just a meme...

Owwwwww!!!!

I mean, dude is an ass and deserved to be kicked off the plane, but as a serious question, why are they flying coach on Jet Blue? It sure seems like a bit of a security risk to me. Doesn’t the Potus-elect’s family get secret service protection?

My thoughts exactly.

Or...

Sigh, you’re making me jealous. [Anonymous corporation X] was a nice enough place to work, until a vulture capital firm bought it and slashed payroll and “streamlined operations” to pay off the debt they bought it with. By which I mean cut corners and laid off anyone making too much - the ones that knew what they

I’m saying that megacorporations at this point in time have zero to fear from OSHA, or any other federal regulatory body. What exactly are they going to do? Fine them? Comcast makes more money in a quarter than the largest fine the US government has ever levied. For them it’s cheaper to pay the fines than to

“Big companies have a lot to lose....”

Oh please. God would never let that happen (again) and if did I’m sure he’d choose me for Ark 2.0

Not for Colts fans. I was grabbing more nachos from the kitchen, ran back, and he was halfway to the end zone. I threw the nachos and the bag exploded. Missed the next 5 minutes picking them up

Some of the bigger guys have dramatically different relationships with their editors. Imaqtpie, the top League of Legends streamer, used to give his editor 100% of the funds from his youtube videos because he was making money off Twitch.

All kidding aside, that was a spectacular catch.

Oh, most fans totally get it. It’s the moronic hockey pucks on sports radio that say crap like that.

Durr....But.... Jonathawn Tayves iz uh leedur in duh lawkur rewm. He’z gawt moar cupz too....

Ugh, does this make Trump into The Second Coming?

Seriously. This is a white woman from Alabama. You really think this is the first time she’s ever heard the word?

If you interpret his statement literally, you could infer that he’s going to create a clone army (most likely clones of himself), load them into rapid-growth incubation chambers, and have them emerge in January and run his government.

1. There is a non-disclosure agreement signed by both sides. If Mr. Galloway wants the results to be public, he should be calling for them to be made public. He is not.