At the time, Trump was just a businessman, not a raving lunatic.

Dang Ash. You can Talk Dirty to Me anytime. XD

“To use our heartbreak as a way to get attention. So gross.”

Oh who am I kidding - when can I preorder?

Waiting for Teemo xpac, then only buying Teemo xpac.

Your next Secretary of Education....

You first, douchebag.

NOOOOO!!!!! IT WAS ALL BARTMAN!!!! BARTMAN IS THE DEVIL!!!!! HE MADE THEM DO IT!!!!!!

All hail Gus, the greatest football movie of all time. Where they kidnap a football kicking donkey and replace him with another donkey painted to look like him.

Some of us were watching to see if our kicker had recovered from last year.

I'm still grey here I think. Saaaaaaaveeeee mmmmeeeeeeeeee!!

Holy shit that was the most incredible spot I’ve ever seen. If it’s just an act, then Miz is a way better actor than I thought, because that was intense! If it’s not an act, then he’s got way more passion for his job than I thought he did - although that’s probably disrespectful to a guy who’s had a really good career.

“Respect the decision and move on.” Fuck you man, the “winner” didn’t actually win. He got beat while wrestling and got a garbage medal handed to him by the judges. This was a WWE style wrestling “win”. Your “sport” is bullshit when they give someone a medal like that.

“in 1997, when she was subpoenaed during Paula Jones’ civil sexual harassment suit against Clinton, she had signed an affidavit and denied under oath that the rape occurred.”

Then after the fight was over, they gave him more drugs. Some morphine, codeine, and Ibuprofen in a nice cocktail.

What’s really scary is that with a different judge, she could have received 75 days in jail as per the prosecution’s recommendation. What kind of sick prosecutor thinks 75 days for shoplifting is fair?

That’s nuts. I wonder how sustainable it will be though - I suspect it will be more Candy Crush than League of Legends, but still a very hot start.

They don’t, and they never will, which causes their toxicity, which makes them disgusting human beings, which results in their comments, which makes them never get laid, which causes....

When I first glanced at the headline, I was willing to give the original author the benefit of the doubt about the “not getting drunk is a safer choice” concept. I personally gave up drinking forever because a very bad thing happened to me the last time I got drunk [clarification: I am male, was not sexually…

I’m curious - what would you like to have changed? How are you going to demand this change? Who are you demanding it from?