This is just horrible. Simply horrible. For this fine young man’s life to be completely upended and very possibly ruined because of a momentary lapse in judgment. I’m sure he’s learned his lesson that there’s no need to victimize him any further with a pointless criminal prosecution.

I’m kind of weirded out by this trend of creating all female reboots of successful movies. Not that I think it’ll “ruin” the movie or that we don’t need more movies with strong female casts (this cast sounds great and I’m sure the movie will be good). I just don’t like using women as a gimmick. Featuring women in…

i had an young adulthood resplendent with it, however...i’m zany to the max with bologna in my slacks.

Clearly a hoax created by China

Dear Jezebel,

Global warming does not exist.

Sincerely yours,
G.O.P. Santa

Sidepiece? (dismissive but unisex)

Here’s the thing. If we’re in the world of idiot comedians (Kevin James, Sandler, etc), then your critique holds. But O’Dowd is intelligent and there are plenty of romances where intelligence plays a key role in attraction.

Animals are made out of meat. It’s why they are so tasty.

That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...

Mulan was a feminist who loved her family and fought to preserve her nations honor.