“Hi there.”

as someone who’s never satisfied a woman in the sack, i can confirm that it’s fine.

I know of a lovely wildlife conservancy where she could go on a walking safari at sunset (huntin’ time).

I feel really guilty that I laughed out loud reading this.

So here’s the big news so far today (and it isn’t about turkeys):

It’s not. It’s merely a successful reframing device effectively employed by mealy-mouthed jokes like Mika Brzezinski and Maggie Haberman.

She did have a clearance, probably at the SECRET level, although it is unclear why she needed it.

All those laptops are probably insanely secure and monitored.

I think you have a point there lol. Trump admin is fucking incompetent.

Yeah, that’s what I keep seeing. Supposedly a general practice, and imo a good precaution....IF you enforce it.

Letting it play out a bit huh?

I would need to violate the Planck length in order to create a violin small enough to play for these biological RealDolls.

I also think candidates for office should be required to take a civics or citizenship test. How many Republicans would fail that one?

Coked Chevy was the only funny Chevy

Yes, we should be catering to those among us who think their own voice is the only one worth hearing.

(Definitely not serious)

I’m sorry. Are you glossing over Children’s Healthcare like it’s a fucking pittance and not worth it because the Children’s Healthcare Fund is not called DACA? Fuck you.

I live in a non-HOA neighborhood, and everyone keeps their houses/yards clean and tidy, and we’re all friendly with each other. The only time I’ve complained was when a neighbor had a campfire in their backyard during a fire ban, but as soon as I talked with them, they apologized for not hearing about the ban and put…

It sure as shit ended his political career.

Things said in divorce proceedings are rarely unbiased fact. It’s pretty common for aggrieved spouses to exaggerate or invent abuses in order to structure more advantageous settlements. I’m not saying Bill was a joy to live with-he was probably a huge pain in the ass- but surely that didn’t take Jennifer by surprise…