I would need to violate the Planck length in order to create a violin small enough to play for these biological RealDolls.

I also think candidates for office should be required to take a civics or citizenship test. How many Republicans would fail that one?

Coked Chevy was the only funny Chevy

Yes, we should be catering to those among us who think their own voice is the only one worth hearing.

(Definitely not serious)

I’m sorry. Are you glossing over Children’s Healthcare like it’s a fucking pittance and not worth it because the Children’s Healthcare Fund is not called DACA? Fuck you.

I live in a non-HOA neighborhood, and everyone keeps their houses/yards clean and tidy, and we’re all friendly with each other. The only time I’ve complained was when a neighbor had a campfire in their backyard during a fire ban, but as soon as I talked with them, they apologized for not hearing about the ban and put…

To start, I would bring up the fact Trump was sued for raping a 13 year old, repeatedly. Every time they bring up Conyers or Franken, I would have our pundits not answer, the way they don’t ever answer a question, and bring it around to the rapist-in-chief and how he was Jeffrey Epsteins bestie on Rape Island. I would…

This, in a nutshell, is why the Republican party gets more batshit crazy every year and yet survives.

Do you feel Franken deserves to have his life totally destroyed going forward? I’m not defending his actions, but he just resigned a U.S. Senate seat. That’s not insignificant.

It sure as shit ended his political career.

They were literally career-ending. That was the whole point.

Only the Democrats can turn the election fight over a pedophile into the resignation of a different Senator of their own party.

He should offer to resign when Trump offers to resign.

So this is something I’m not entirely comfortable bringing up, but I feel it has to be brought up, and we’re being naive if we don’t think about it.

Thank you! Immediate calls for resignation because of one incident that we do not have all of the details about is ridiculous. He’s not even touching her body in the photo, there’s kevlar and a two-inch plate between his fingertips and her actual boobs.

The phrase that gets under my skin like no other on her show is “accidental country girl.” I’m not sure why but it makes me kinda ragey.

Even the “real pioneers” weren’t pioneers. You can’t discover and settle a place that’s already inhabited by other people.

Alright alright alright... fine. Shes a very super rich government pioneer.

Things said in divorce proceedings are rarely unbiased fact. It’s pretty common for aggrieved spouses to exaggerate or invent abuses in order to structure more advantageous settlements. I’m not saying Bill was a joy to live with-he was probably a huge pain in the ass- but surely that didn’t take Jennifer by surprise…