Fuck you, please stay away.

NC has the best hospitals, the best universities, the best college basketball programs in US, Appalachian Mtns, Outerbanks, best bbq, most liberal southern city, and did I mention bbq? 

Again, fuck you. 

We do a Brunswick stew - tastes great, and the hunt is always fun.

Of course that guy has a micro dick that looks like fungus.

Thanks for playing? Love that wit. 

There’s plenty of time left to help. Maybe be proactive instead of looking for a warm hug on a message board.

I feel bad about this - I don’t want anyone to die.

Actually, those lions are long dead and on display in Chicago.

Where are those lions from ‘Ghost and the Darkness’?

You look like a major ass hole in that hat, gah, fuck you!

That is pretty fitting - I mean fuck those laws, but if they can be used to “upset” his business we all win. 

Don’t feel bad, she made it!

In high school, I attempted to break up with my semi-crazy girlfriend, and her response was “no”. She refused to “give up on our relationship,” and then tried to kill herself by scratching her wrists with her fingernails.

Weak-chinned fucking pecker wood.

I live and work in Durham NC, this bridge is a block away from my office, and it is incredibly entertaining to watch these ass holes.

I live and work in Durham (can actually see the bridge from my desk and walk under it daily to my parking deck). There are yellow flashing lights when any vehicle overheight comes down the street. Secondly, it’s a railroad crossing and there’s nothing “the town” can do about it.

Maybe these drivers should pay fucking…

Hey Jeffy - just die. Thanks.

In-n-out fucking blows. 

Just came here to say, FUCK John McCain.

Pecker is going to fuck POTUS up, and I cannot wait!

This is fucked. 

Fuck people that can’t follow directions and recycle correctly - it’s literally one of the easiest things you can do to protect our oceans.

PS. When the oceans die, we die.