Maybe there were pigs on the wing

The Saturn V is showing as $120 at Amazon.

The Saturn V is showing as $120 at Amazon.

The main answer to that question is construction. They’ve been slowly working on widening our freeways over the last few years and the process has made something bad even worse. They try to keep most of the invasive construction, such as shutting down all but one lane of the freeway or completely shutting it down for…

Fourth hand is on the rifle.

Caffeine and it’s free at the office. That’s why I drink coffee. It’s free wake up juice at the place that makes you be awake at ungodly hours.

Knew a guy who had a Mustang with plates that said ITSAV6. They (and he) were constantly ridiculed... as they should be.

Ha, there is one around me that says BYEGAS and it just makes me want to replace them with plates that say BUYGAS.

I used to date a girl who did all of the above. It drove me crazy. She had been part of the motor pool in the army and claimed they did the first two all the time.

They did.

This is the game that’s going to force me to get my clubs out of storage.

I think I hit this point at 26. Looking back, I’m not even sure it was really the amount of free time as much as a shifting of priorities...

This. As a Texan, in high school and college I knew so many girls that drove trucks. EVERY SINGLE ONE, the parent’s bought the truck for them because when their daughters inevitably got into an accident they’d be safe.

Mine is not a popular opinion but a Bronco is always the right choice.

No. GPS and satellite radio are unnecessary. Bluetooth for calls only.

Here are three I took on Monday afternoon from near the NASA area. This was over 24 hours after the worst of it came through and a decent amount of water had already run off, we would not have been able to drive this far the day before.

To be fair, I’m in Houston and have managed to have two showers since Friday. I’m okay with that. I was honestly more happy to be able to shit into something that isn’t a bucket not to mention have food, electricity and internet access... I also know people who have been wearing the same clothes since shit got real…

“Please put a light bar on your...” 

“...CR-Z... What’s it for? Nobody knows.” 

25th Anniversary isn’t the good one.

25th Anniversary isn’t the good one.