Here, fall a bit deeper:

I picture the perfect storm that led up to this product:

You are so correct. That car was an eyesore, even in a movie that awful. They should have gone with a Norwegian FX team from the 1970s instead.

Yep, it’s 300 km/h. Also the reason for having “0-60” as a benchmark is that it equals 100 km/h (to be precise, 62 mph = 100 km/h).

Felisa continued: “Since when do we care about our cars self-immolating?”

Surely, it was your grandmother who had a Horndumpster?

Designed by Drs. Errikos Levis and Varnavas Serghides of Imperial College London and Frederick University

Anecdotal evidence time! In Sweden, in the 1970s, lots of processed food was dyed. Hot dogs were an almost fluorescent red. My father ate one, and had to be airlifted to a university hospital as his throat closed up (he survived, after a weekend in the ICU). Apparently, some people can have allergic reactions to these…

“Aimee Concepcion”? If you hire someone whose name translates to “I love getting pregnant”, you can’t be surprised when they get pregnant.

YES, I’d even go as far as saying I find sweatpants sexy. Also no bra, for the same reason. I always request sweatpants on the rare occasion a woman voluntarily plans to enter my lair and asks “what do you want me to wear?” I don’t want to cuddle with someone dressed in thigh-high patent leather boots and “sexy”…

And it’s Sir Roger Moore’s favorite Bond film car!

“I swear, if this bimbo says “geez” or mentions her motherfucking “inner goddess” ONE MORE TIME, I’ll crack her fucking skull open” Christian thought to himself sexily while reaching for sexy things to put inside her.

Reminds me of Trailer Park Boys, when Ricky was going to be a better father and do more father-daughter stuff with Trinity. “We’re gonna quit smoking together”.

Hear, hear! I don’t know what Heath wants, really. Does he get sexually excited by moronic sports guy ramblequotes we’ve all heard a thousand times? “Yeah, I’m gonna give it my best and hunker down and roll up my sleeves and there is no “I” in “team”, this is the home stretch and all bases are loaded, so I thank the…

But what would be the point of all this? Why would Russia want control of the gulf of Bothnia? Why would Russia invade Gotland, what would the next step be? This isn’t a computer game where you get points based on how much of the map you control. Sweden is of no strategic use whatsoever.

You want ground attack aircraft with sub machine guns? Red Army got you covered.

Dynamic Mongoose is EXACTLY what military operations are supposed to be called. British operations during WWII include Slapstick, Begonia and Callboy. Even the Nazis named their operations Regenbogen, Zauberflöte and Wunderland (Rainbow, Magic Flute and Wonderland).

(I support experiments in female identity exploration/am a student of pop culture/will not be shamed)

She’s great as a doe-eyed virgin in Valmont and superb as a beat-up street hooker in that faux-indie, ersatz-Tarantino ‘Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead’. She’s fantastic as a cat-mutant. Or a hate-filled Nazi wench. Why isn’t she in every movie ever made?

The mere thought of directors having cast someone else as Tank Girl and Harley Quinn makes me puke blood from my eye sockets.