The biggest news to come from the new report is Mayorga’s lawyer’s possession of a questionnaire answered by Ronaldo where he appears to admit that Mayorga objected to their sex that night.

But is the ref sending him off the field because he thinks he might have a concussion or because he was on the ground long enough to call in the trainers and he now has to leave the game?

I’m confused. Mayorga’s lawyers have documents from Ronaldo’s lawyers in which Ronaldo admits to raping Mayorga? How the hell did they get those?

“Hey Pop, the time you hit Hazen in the mouth, was it worth 30 years?”

I mean, he’s got a “can’t fell his fingers” Mariota and a Blaine Gabbert throwing to him. He should be thankful for any targets.

I’m one of the one people that thinks Back to the Future 3 is better than Back to the Future 2.

Just gonna wait for the Update: on this story in order to figure out what’s going on.

I’m telling you, Jon Gruden is a genius. Either the NFL will outlaw sacks or all DL will be struck down with catastrophic leg injuries.

I’m one that has the same six tabs open all the time and can have up to 15 at any time. I occasionally have to shut down my browser because of “sludging” but have the “Open my tabs from last time” option selected in my browser.

Man, she left out a bunch of shit.

Actually, Gruden will look like a damn genius when the NFL outlaws sacks in a few weeks.

If only Davis had chosen to stick with soccer.

When I read the headline, I figured it was a pitcher throwing at a batter over some unwritten rules or shit.

I bet all those people that said being a Youtuber wasn't a real job feel dumb now.

And yet, here you are. You do realize the internet isn’t a requirement?

Did some random word generator create this comment?

Mark Hyman has a message for those seeking “safe spaces”.

Not even a mention for the 12-year old that came on at the same time as Bolt?

Nah, just search for “Jimbo” and “piss”.

“My name is Bob Lamey and I’d like to be your next Congressman.”