Camargo is just gonna keep third base warm a few weeks until Austin Riley gets there, to continue the “make Freddie Freeman think he’s an old man” narrative.

MLS seems an unlikely destination—Buffon reportedly said he was not interested in playing in any “minor league.”

I’m not sure what you mean by formants, because all I see in that waveform picture is a beautiful young woman.

I will also submit this joke.

The other day on my trip thru Tokyo, some dipshit pulled the emergency brake. We were stopped for about a minute before we got back going again. When I got to my stop there were a cadre of white gloved workers begging our forgiveness. Of course, I berated them thoroughly like any good American should.

But for Budenholzer, too, this new job is a miraculous rise out of Tank City, and after suffering through a listless final season with the Hawks, his payoff is immense.

I tried this tonight and it absolutely did not work. Even after six minutes, it hadn’t cooked the egg whites. Granted, I am a terrible cook so I’m not suprised.

I’m glad that I never had to suffer any of this hazing bullshit. If I did, I would have woken up with no memory of chopping several peoples’ heads off.

I don’t know what it says when the header image looks exactly like a stock photo with “#CookingOutWhileBlack: White Woman Calls Cops on Black People Cooking Out in Oakland, Calif., Park” description.

I think this is the point in the article that hints at that.

I think this proves, unlike Donald Trump, that good ol’ boy Blankenship can read.

It is this point in the comments that someone helpfully provides, “You people know that wrestling is fake, right?”

Something is missing from this story. The second paragraph is difficult to follow. I assume that the Korean players got a verbal warning for not having their resident card but what was the team punished for?

This is so stupid. Just do what you want to do! This is just like all the “You can only eat this certain food this certain way” arguments. Dammit, just let somebody put mayo or whatever on their hot dog if they want. There is only one exception, putting ketchup on a well done steak. There is no way to excuse that.

That’s fine but I remember a story some months ago where a devout racist had a near death experience and she admitted that her racist stance was wrong and wanted to make amends. Commenters weren’t as quick to forgive her.

Maybe Tesla should be smart and realize that it is bad publicity (and lawsuits) when people start dying because they are sitting in the passenger seat because they equate autopilot with autonomous pilot. Not to mention the number of innocent non-Tesla drivers that will get caught up in these accidents.

This article gives me a reason to post a gif of this beautiful step-back jumper.

Well, that’s garbage.

Here in Japan, if you make the OK gesture with your hand out and palm up, you’re talking about money.