I tried this tonight and it absolutely did not work. Even after six minutes, it hadn’t cooked the egg whites. Granted, I am a terrible cook so I’m not suprised.

I’m glad that I never had to suffer any of this hazing bullshit. If I did, I would have woken up with no memory of chopping several peoples’ heads off.

I don’t know what it says when the header image looks exactly like a stock photo with “#CookingOutWhileBlack: White Woman Calls Cops on Black People Cooking Out in Oakland, Calif., Park” description.

I think this is the point in the article that hints at that.

I think this proves, unlike Donald Trump, that good ol’ boy Blankenship can read.

It is this point in the comments that someone helpfully provides, “You people know that wrestling is fake, right?”

Something is missing from this story. The second paragraph is difficult to follow. I assume that the Korean players got a verbal warning for not having their resident card but what was the team punished for?

This is so stupid. Just do what you want to do! This is just like all the “You can only eat this certain food this certain way” arguments. Dammit, just let somebody put mayo or whatever on their hot dog if they want. There is only one exception, putting ketchup on a well done steak. There is no way to excuse that.

That’s fine but I remember a story some months ago where a devout racist had a near death experience and she admitted that her racist stance was wrong and wanted to make amends. Commenters weren’t as quick to forgive her.

Maybe Tesla should be smart and realize that it is bad publicity (and lawsuits) when people start dying because they are sitting in the passenger seat because they equate autopilot with autonomous pilot. Not to mention the number of innocent non-Tesla drivers that will get caught up in these accidents.

This article gives me a reason to post a gif of this beautiful step-back jumper.

Well, that’s garbage.

Here in Japan, if you make the OK gesture with your hand out and palm up, you’re talking about money.

“IS THAT A YETI COOLER!?!?!”

Rice stood at the podium and threatened to reinstitute freshman ineligibility if the one-and-done rule is not repealed, an arcane and utterly baffling idea that will help no one.

Someone named Hernan Iribarren got a triple in his one at-bat against Colon.

Mr. Trump knocked the papers away, angrily telling Mr. Cohen to “get that out of my face,”

Human bodies are not made to complete the Tour de France. They’ve never done so without help.

Don’t forget to put “like we’ve never seen” or “like the world has never seen” somewhere in there.