I read the story, so I know what it was about. It was just a joke about how a simple English sentence can cause confusion about its meaning. In this case, the multiple meaning charge has in English. (It happens all the time on these sites, too)

1,000 what, euros? Does Denmark use the euro? Seriously, I don’t think Danish police should be sharing revenge porn. That’s bad form.

He kept saying that he had to go up and get the ball. In reality, he just had to stand there and tackle Diggs safely to end the game.

While we’re talking about Drew having a flashback to his first nut, why the hell does the NFL have a rule that you need to kick the XP with no time on the clock. Just get outta there.

Dan Quinn went to the Andy Reid school of time management. He’s turrible.

Well, she is a pretty significant underdog at the bookies, maybe I should bet on her breaking out of it.

Uh, #1 is definitely 7:35pm. Second is 7:05pm right after WCW Saturday Night.

(Of course, because Reggie Miller is a fucking idiot, this came just after he finished claiming that all three Ball sons are doomed, professionally, because “no coach, general manager, or owner are gonna want to put up with [LaVar].”

I look forward to seeing him star in the odd Gold Cup.

You left out the part where Lavar said that the Lakers would be a surefire winner with Lebron and Liangelo (HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!) teamed up with Lonzo. Not only that but just stick any old PF and C with them, he was kind enough to suggest Randle and Nance Jr.

a hard sell, it’s no guarantee that he’ll actually swap national teams. That there is even a chance, however, shows how acutely painful the USMNT’s failure to qualify for the World Cup is and will continue to be.

MacMullan dug deep on Irving’s surprising decision to leave behind a championship-winning team for the unknown

I’m pretty sure Mike Brown didn’t want to spend money on the several bags of Wise potato chips and RC cola that would be needed to entertain prospective coaching candidates.

So did the cops ring the doorbell or something?

You briefly mentioned one of my most hated HoF arguments. “Rabbit Maranville is in the Hall of Fame, so of course Omar Vizquel belongs in it”.

The Falcons season on asstastic display.

I did not say ‘back to the colonies.’ I said ‘you should remember the colonies. Back in the days of the colonies, there were rules that were very good.’

Well, the OP said the ballot would not be counted in Jacksonville and somebody cited a Virginia law that says it probably should. I wonder how many ballots were disqualified in the original count. Maybe Kevin Costner should decide the election in Swing Vote 2.

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