funkasaurus
Funkasaurus
funkasaurus

Boiling water over naked feet... cheap shitbox without wheel passage cover... VERTICAL VIDEO... should I say more?

Even more brilliant would be wearing shoes when you pour boiling water near your feet. But I'm not a mechanic so I don't know.

Those funds were allocated to more important projects:

Chrysler:

Obligatory:

Culver City, CA!

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

It looks a lot better than the Panamera. The front looks a little long but other than that, I like it.

/shakes fist at VW

Clean, simple, fun. It looks like an EG Civic hatch.

So much better than a Tundra.

“You know there’s surge pricing, right?”

Stanced car owners who complain about tire wear. I don’t feel bad for you - you did this to yourself

The 328i xDrive is the worst 3 series ever made. Like the people that are leasing them, this version of the F30 is flavorless and annoying.

If your wheel only detects one hand and it’s resting on top, a douche-alert siren rings periodically...sort of like when it detects your seatbelt is off.

“you can play through the entire game without caring about any of this”