Lamboghini Customer Services: “What is the VIN number?”

And I didn’t even stall it leaving the parking lot the first time. May have needed to bring the revs up to 3,000 to prevent that, but hey, greenhorns gonna greenhorn.

Just do what I did:

Embrace the friction. Or spray down the course.

I prefer my condoms to be slippery, rather than sticking to any surface they touch.

His buddy never made it out of the liquor store.

I’m no expert on these things... But the Cozy Coupé doesn’t look like it has a real good Center of Gravity, if you know what I mean, what with the hole in its floor and all. Compound that with a ridiculously high roof, and ludicrously small wheels and there is a strong case for that kid wearing a helmet.

For you, shitty driver.

Why are any of these maddening? If someone is just getting into cars I will happily answer all of their questions for hours on end. If someone just doesn’t know I will happily answer all of their questions for hours on end. I like being the car resource for my group of friends, strangers, clowns, elephants, car…

*Labour

oh wow, how did I never hear of this? I was a big fan of Power Rangers, VR Troopers, and Big Bad Beetleborgs growing up, but I never saw this one.

Dude. NJ Turnpike has the best left lane understanding of any highway I’ve ever driven on. The worst is, by far, out in California.

I tried to fire you anyway but apparently I’m “not your supervisor” or some such nonsense.

Pretty much.

Yannick: I’m afraid of driving!

And browner.

“How fast does that thing go?”

I don’t think thats right, if you have a rebate for buying an EV then anybody should get it.