More importantly, why did I sing it instead of just reading it?

The 2-series is much more attractive.

Tonight on Top Gear.

The BMW Z8. I saw this one yesterday, and given its rarity, astonishing beauty, and BMWs prowess for making “the ultimate driving machine”, this should’ve been one of the all-time great sports cars. Instead, it was too loose and floppy to be a corner carver, and too rigid and aggressive to be a GT cruiser.

This is 1000 times funnier if you picture the Illusive Man speaking

I generally hate cursing in articles and even I burst out laughing at this; it’s such an excellent image. I wish I had thought of it.

Panel gaps you could fuck.

‘Merica

I want 8 exhaust pipes and I want this car to constantly be blaring music from F-Zero. Its the only way.

At first I thought, not bad, looks pretty cool. Then I saw this. Did they let the Fast and Furious fanboy club design the rear end? The wing with those lights looks like Thor’s Helmet. And no you do not need 4 exhaust pipes when you have 4 cylinders

Uggh, wish they didn't use a Ford driver. To much ad for my liking #ItsJustLikeMyRallyCar.

Sea Duck always seemed to have the go when it counted

Came for this, wasn’t disappointed.

How about 75 mph... without an engine?

Lamboat (dude).

Jalopnik’d

When I see cars making huge amounts at auctions it always seems to be rare and successful racing cars, so I nominate this:

It bears repeating. Don’t fuck with Jelopnic.

I would like to be the first to question the make of this automobile.