You're not in a relationship, are you?

Thank you, beautiful Corrado. Thank you.

WTF is this I don't even.

Yup, NASCAR still sucks.

Type-R tachometer with needle at 3k?

Ignores DeMuro. Rubs lucky rabbit's foot.

"Fool me once...."

"Always check the dipstick and top up the sand before you go anywhere," his dad used to say. But his memory was a little hazy.

There was that little problem with the 2014 Porsche 911 GT3 where every engine had to be replaced. Because fire!

UGH. My biggest pet peeve, people calling intakes "vents". A VENT LETS AIR OUT. A VENT DOES NOT TAKE IN AIR. So maybe if the car was called the Lambo Aventanintake, or even Aventascoop, it's work.

Egoista.

The Ferrari "The Ferrari." The name is stupid, but accurate.

Orlove, I used to like you, I still probably do a bit.

Reminder: The blogger that keeps writing these posts and calling people asshats rolled a Bug on a public road.

it is my opinion that an F-35 flyover will deflate an NFL regulation football by 1.5-2.5 of psi , case solved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope I'm not the only one that cringes when pop singers sing the Star Spangled Banner.

1. It's a race car. Eat a protein bar.

Here are some things I hate about this "review":