I just saw a very barely nicer version of this exact vehicle go in my area, for $6500. This guy does not know what he’s got.

My other question is if the photos are current. That driver’s seat doesn’t look like it has 163,000 miles or 29 years of use on it. Just blipped my suspicion meter a bit.

Not to be That Guy, but there are many studies indicating that pre-exercise stretching does little to prevent injury or muscle soreness.

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

Too good to be true.

NO HIGH-BALLERS!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE GOT!!!

This could be a rare case of NEGATIVE crack pipe. Like, it’s so good, and apparently legit, that the seller has WAY underpriced it, and thus is still smoking a crack pipe. So we, the Jalopnik community, owe it to the seller to pay him MORE than his asking price....at auction this thing could fetch $3k+ very easily

This would easily fetch north of 5/6000 in Michigan. Yes, I’ve been looking for years. One sold nearby that “needed some mechanical work” and had spray painted patches on the red paint, and rust obviously, $4,500.

That’s the concern. 

True, Metallic was hair metal because fans got pissed when they cut their hair for the black album.

“I don’t understand why these players aren’t simply retracting their heads into their shells before contact to avoid this sort of thing.” - Mitch McConnell

I went to a Matchbox 20 concert with my wife and had a guy want to fight me because I wouldn’t acknowledge the greatness of “the Dolls”

Hahahahaha it’s amusing that people think women live more cleanly than men. Maybe where you come from, but I’m the least tidy of people (though there’s no mold all over my house or anything) and I definitely know other women like that.

Maybe because they couldn’t get a government subsidy to help pay for them?

They didn’t have a battery back-up?

Hair Metal is just the pejorative for Arena Rock, and GnR and Metallica are straight-up Arena Rock.

Counterpoint: Guns ‘N Roses sucks. They’re entire act was “Let’s do what Motley Crue is doing but edgier, man!” They’re every bit as hair metal as Poison or Skid Row, which is why they didn’t do much between Nirvana releasing Nevermind and becoming dad rock 15 years later. Their most iconic song is Jim Rome’s bumper…

The right take.

It’s just non metalheads attempting to categorize metal. I’ve been listening to metal since there was metal,and even I don’t do that shit. I basically grade things on a Metal? or Not Metal? scale, those goofy fucks who only listen to blackened crusty folk death metal or whatever can fuck right off. It’s like EDM. Quit…