“How do I fix an awkward situation between grandma and the server?”

It’s good to know if I need something that feels better than a Honda, but not as high-strung as an Acura, I can go out and buy a 2018 Industry Average.

With a solid budget like that the solution is simple: have two cars. Get the minivan and keep the mini, or buy a Legacy and a BRZ. Having two cars has changed my life for the better. 

Honda/Acura need to do something radical to distinguish their brands, for sure. I have a ‘13 MDX and it was a tiny more more “lux” than a Pilot of the same era, but recently drove a loaner RDX and it felt ... cheap.  Also drove (2 years back, admittedly) a TL and it wasn’t luxurious at all - just nice-ish inside.  Our…

Fucking exactly! It’s all right there in front of our faces. For example change around the letters of ‘DEEP STATE’ a little bit and what do you find? Oh, interesting, you get several percent of the letters of ‘ASTROS FAN,’ just do the math. I’m just ASKING QUESTIONS here don’t make this about me.

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

So it KNEW they were criminals, it just identified them as the wrong criminals?

Ha! No worries Plebe! Good times are sure to be back again! Soot, lead, mercury, nitrogen oxides, co2,... Delivered directly to your and your kid’s lungs! Free!

“Was that a shart?” 

If you’re flying over Alaska, you’re probably going to Russia.

Lol. OJ though, bruh? Somebody come get they uncle. 

Yeah, I don’t get these places with the gigantic burgers. It’s still supposed to be manageable and I should be able to get all the flavors in my mouth at once. Perhaps if I was part snake and I could unhinge my jaw, then I wouldn’t have a problem with it. 

Hard to single out one topic as the best. A good burger to me typically has a great COMBINATION of ingredients that work together. Usually the formula is: 1) another protein + 2) cheese + 3) sauce. One of my favorites is bacon + guacamole + pepperjack.

That so many people don’t get the joke may be a reflection of our own extra-dirty minds :)

Because not everyone is a hipster. 

BBC is known for pounding its subjects hard and at great length

The spaghetti squash reference is oddly specific to be totally random.

I was listening to a NPR Fresh Air interview and the guest talked about the mildew smell people sometimes get on their bath towels is because they’re using too much detergent in the wash and it’s not all coming off. That leftover detergent and the wet/dry cycles that towels experience lead to fungal growth.

And here I’ve been washing with cold for years out of pure laziness for not wanting to separate my laundry.