Fucking exactly! It’s all right there in front of our faces. For example change around the letters of ‘DEEP STATE’ a little bit and what do you find? Oh, interesting, you get several percent of the letters of ‘ASTROS FAN,’ just do the math. I’m just ASKING QUESTIONS here don’t make this about me.

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

Ha! No worries Plebe! Good times are sure to be back again! Soot, lead, mercury, nitrogen oxides, co2,... Delivered directly to your and your kid’s lungs! Free!

“Was that a shart?” 

If you’re flying over Alaska, you’re probably going to Russia.

Lol. OJ though, bruh? Somebody come get they uncle. 

Yeah, I don’t get these places with the gigantic burgers. It’s still supposed to be manageable and I should be able to get all the flavors in my mouth at once. Perhaps if I was part snake and I could unhinge my jaw, then I wouldn’t have a problem with it. 

Hard to single out one topic as the best. A good burger to me typically has a great COMBINATION of ingredients that work together. Usually the formula is: 1) another protein + 2) cheese + 3) sauce. One of my favorites is bacon + guacamole + pepperjack.

That so many people don’t get the joke may be a reflection of our own extra-dirty minds :)

Because not everyone is a hipster. 

BBC is known for pounding its subjects hard and at great length

The spaghetti squash reference is oddly specific to be totally random.

I’m ok with people reclining. I’m not ok with them thinking the seat has exactly two postions; up and reclined, and assuming they just need to get from one to the other as fast as humanly possibly. Ease it back, don’t slam it back suddenly.

Hey restaurant owners: live music is never a good idea if you’re not exclusively a bar. And if you charge me a cover because a band I didn’t know was going to be there starts playing half an hour after I sit down, I’ll find you, get your daughter to fall in love with me, marry her, then convince her to put you in an…

This is why I stick to mushrooms when I plan to pick a fight with the cops.

If the call button was really for emergency use solely, they’d tell you that on the flight.  It would say it.  I mean, of course someone from a flight attendant’s association would say that.  It’s less work for the people she represents. 

I know it’s never called, but if there was ever a time for rule 5.05(b), a 48 mph lob is it.

Coming soon: retroactive price increases on all Teslas sold to date. 

Someone told her not to worry about the car catching fire since she’d be underwater on her loan.