They’re wasting everyone’s time by not doing this in a go-kart.

And for the love of God don’t Facetime in the fucking bathroom. “But FF!, surely no one does that?!” you exclaim as if I’m being unreasonable. HA! Let me tell you a short story. At the gym dropping Ole’ Crosby Loggins off when a guy on his phone sits down in the stall next to me and proceeds to make what I assume is a…

Nice of you to notice.

If I, as a surgeon removing tonsils, killed every kid that came across my operating table for three years, would you argue that I’m good at my job when I finally got it right?

That’s because even the best Carolina BBQ is still Carolina BBQ.

That long bomb is something, but like 98% of the rest were behind his receiver or thrown into a complete lack of coverage. I can’t wait to watch this dude fail in his first game. PROVE ME WRONG JUNIOR.

He mitigated that corner by just ignoring that it was there.

The bodywork extends pretty far past the wheels, but yeah, this fucker is tiny.

Also, keep in perspective, you’re getting those 415 horses and 490 torques in a car with a shorter wheelbase than a BMW Z3.

Let’s just say his kids are going to have a great college education.

Take your time. I’m on company travel on the East Coast otherwise I’d have started driving hours ago.

I don’t want to spoil your mood so I WILL NOT encourage you to look at how much these things are going for over on AutoTrader. Again, do not click the link below because your perception of reality will be broken and you’ll need to take the rest of the week off.

Hell, I live a few hours south in SLC and this would easily sell for $5k+ there. Something isn’t adding up on this one.

I live just a couple hours south of Boise and I can’t say I’ve ever seen a significant difference in the cost of cars there versus anywhere else. I’d have like thirty cars if there were legit deals like this all the time. Hell, if I weren’t on travel for work right now, I’d be driving up to buy this presently.

So this is a scam right? A seemingly well-sorted Bronco II for $1,500? Don’t these usually sell for 3, 4, 5 times this much in good shape?

No one ever said that was a requirement, but that IS my favorite part about a soup sandwich.

And if Cliff Burton were alive today, I’m sure he’d appreciate the praise despite the fact that you are wrong and Metallica is awful.

This! These bread wrapped foodstuffs are also a goddamn sandwich!

He’s mad because he probably looked at it and realized he’d actually be able to see out the back of the damn thing.

Even better! I fucking hate my college buddies so even better that I don’t have to drink with them.