He looks exactly like he’s questioning whether or not that was a fart or more than a fart.

Never hire a dude that intentionally cuts a hard line in his forehead to give the impression he fucked up cutting his own hair while he was drunk.

I don’t know what’s better: The replies to this comment that got it or the replies to this comment that clearly did not.

Damn straight. You better believe that I WILL sit right there next to her through the entire episode to make sure that I know EXACTLY when she’s done too. In MY house, we watch MY shows when she’s damn-well ready.

“Heavily invested in oil?” The article says that the company he works for provided a couple of loans to projects conducted by oil firms. That’s not “heavily” invested in oil any more than my bank is heavily invested in doing donuts in a parking lot because they provided the loan for my car.

This. The best burger doesn’t have one topping on it. A lot of these toppings are not great on their own, even worse when paired with certain toppings, and goddamn bliss when paired with other toppings. For example: I’m not a fan of mayo on a burger, but throw in some grilled onions, jalapenos, and a chunk of cheddar…

Personally not a fan of burgers that require me to remove a bunch of shit to get it to fit in my mouth.

Counterpoint: Everyone is a hipster now, but I was a hipster before it was cool.

Here here! Do you have any idea how much more money I’ve had to spend on food since I could no longer chew on the air to satiate my appetite?

The news is not that they’re interpreting the law to their advantage. The news is that automakers are gaming the system in a new way that they haven’t done before to our knowledge. It’s interesting and as an incredibly cynical person, I’m surprised at your cynicism.

Umm... It should make sense to you? OBDII compliant means the car has on-board feedback that monitors that the emissions system is working properly. That monitor is designed such that if it is not throwing any faults, the car would pass the dyno/sniffer test. Technology!

The answer to both is the Dallas Cowboys. Don’t @ me.

The Demon got a soul today. :(

Nothing, but up-close shots of your facial expression with the camera angle only changing so that eye contact is maintained.

Snacks are provided, but only snacks that are tangentially related to what you’re masturbating too or how you’re masturbating. Pizza delivery driver porn? You get pizza. Masturbating with a hollowed out spaghetti squash? Bro, you’re eaten squash.

This is basically what we’re doing. We are doing a ceremony with just the two of us at Machu Picchu. Then we rented a house on the beach in Florida for the following weekend that is large enough to house our immediate family and closest friends. There’s no reception. There’s no first dance. There’s no bouquet toss.…

Man, that slope was covered in ice to get that slippery.

I’m just surprised it wasn’t in my Chrome browser’s dictionary. I assure you Google; chode is spelled correctly.