Phoning it in to get better draft picks?

I would literally be driving my happy ass to the nearest Starbucks and spending my whole fucking paycheck on overpriced sugar coffee if that cup were real.

I will gladly take your label because driving with the top down in the cold is fantastic and driving with the top down in the snow has got to be one of my favorite things to do in a car outside of a race track.

I’m at work. My volume is off.

This is exactly why fuel economy numbers should be quoted in gallons per mile (or hundred miles, whatever to make it intuitive) instead of miles per gallon. Using mpg gives the false sense that improving your efficiency is equivalent regardless where you started from, but in reality the more efficient your car gets,…

Without looking into it too much, I could definitely see hybrid trucks catching on as fleet vehicles. The vast majority of construction vehicles aren’t hauling much equipment short of a generator or a welder and those things weigh ~4,000 lbs on the high end. So in reality you could afford a pretty big hit to the…

1) Not worth it. Cars before *synonym for woman that rhymes with cars*

What?! Keep. The. Cayman.

Agreed. But apparently I need to be more of a dick if I want random people to leave me alone when I’ buying groceries.

If that’s the case, then I can only assume it’s because you’re either an outright dick all the time or you’re only dealing with imaginary friends in your basement.

If you can’t bear to make it clear you don’t want to talk then it’s your own damn fault

No, I’m a method actor.

Dude... You don’t make pumpkin pie from Halloween pumpkins. You make them from sugar pumpkins. End of story.

I’m currently acting like I got drunk on a work night. My co-workers can totally tell.

I worked in food service for a couple years and that taught me a handful of things, but probably the longest lasting message I took away was that you as a customer are far more likely to be exposed to unsanitary conditions from well-meaning employees that just don’t have good standards for cleanliness than you are a…

At least power wheels don’t rust and blow head gaskets as predictably as the sun rises.

Yep. Here’s a picture of just how much the color changes in different lighting.

Yeah I hope so. I mean, as crazy as these types of explosive devices are, they’re based on incredibly mature and well-characterized technology that’s been used extensively in aerospace applications since at least the 50's or 60's. When Takata asked for help from someone in aerospace, those people (Orbital ATK,…

Pffft. You think he knows his executive order got overruled? This is a guy who can’t finish reading a whole tweet before getting sidetracked. Once he finished signing it, he added it to his mental list of “vast number of things I’ve accomplished” then stopped paying attention to it altogether.

We’re talking about a topic that doesn’t have a conclusion here. There’s a very well-defined effect that EMP has on electronics, but the social and economic ramifications as well as secondary effects of a large scale EMP are vast, unintuitive, and constantly evolving.