Who are we not to oblige?

I don’t think that’s necessarily true. Businesses have sales all the time and no one expects to go to the store weeks after the sale ends and get the sale price. It’s a model we’re accustomed to. Even with cars, new and highly desired models almost always cost more than the MSRP and people that want it now will pay…

It’s really a shame more people don’t say it when you tee off. They always wait until you’re shooting for par.

You can’t double a 100% chance.

This argument comes up literally every time someone talks about any car’s limitations at the track. No, most cars don’t make it to the track. But if one of the cornerstones of your marketing is a car’s performance, then its real-world abilities at the track are 100% fair game for critique. I mean, someone did a track…

Ten minutes is a little generous.

I agree with this. I think the Toyota saw the Porsche start moving inside and thought he was just opening the door to sort of invite the outside pass and block him. So he did the opposite and what happened happened. It was clean and I’m glad there were no penalties.

If I hadn’t been drinking, I’d totally make like 300 fake accounts and star the fuck out of this so that it would hold its rightful place at the top of the list.

*van Damn

This video is all over the internet and is titled “Speed Comparison: GT vs. F1.” Could be a mixed-class race (TC, GT, GTS?).

Did you mean more? I think you meant more.

So you’d get a sweet car AND your girlfriend would stop nagging you about your sweet car? Sounds like a win-win.

I seem to remember when I was young, my parents would tell me that cars aren’t toys. I guess those weren’t electric cars though so everything has changed.

You guys seem to know the way. Which way to the nearest gas station?

The series is called F3. As in 2 less than F1. It’s F1—. It’s pretty heavily implied that it is not the top tier of racing. Not everything needs a participation trophy.

It’s all about who scratches Ford’s back the most. The producers of the new Angry Birds movie got one for putting, like a shitload of GTs in the movie. Not sure why they only showed the back end.

That really would be great. Too bad his son didn’t give a shit about the track, let it fall apart, and had to sell it off. Luckily the Chinese have come in and are at least keeping it open to that asshole real estate developer loses his appeal.

I see the 85hp flathead, but where is the marvel of engineering you’re talking about? :p