“A white fan wearing a Cam Newton jersey?!?!”

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

some guy whose name sounds like a joke in a Beastie Boys song destroyed the best team in baseball. badass

25 homers, the last of which was a new single-season record for a Yankee shortstop*

Nice to see a Yankee shortstop finally getting the re2pect he deserves.

only three stars so far? looks like your joke fell a bit flat

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Gardner, known for his speed: 241 career stolen bases.

Sap Appearance Package. Black is not forgiving or kid-friendly. How many minivan owners wash their cars every week, keep them waxed, etc? If anything, a factory Rat Rod Van would be way better. Matte paint, vinyl seats.

The S stands for “Denial”

I began to wheeze just reading this article. That’s normal, right?

yeah this is news to me. maybe I should see a doctor or something

Avatar checks out.

I feel I ever run a full half mile I’ll let you know

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

Well since it’s a request and not a demand, nah.

Horatio Requests you delete your account.

I wanna play Horatio’s Request.