Breitbart headline that garners 100K views and 0 comments relating to a professional baseball game.

Or what happens any time you sit back and think to yourself, ‘Yeah, man, things actually are pretty good for me.’

Never seen a 2-ball walk before...

No hump day.

Donaldson may have stopped and turned around when he saw that Pivetta had the ball, but, being as he’s a Toronto Blue Jay, he probably wouldn’t be called out in a game between the Dodgers and Phillies.

Donaldson wasn’t there

Donaldson was not playing.

“Now we’re just talking about optics instead of actual football.”

“The NFL is a business, and if people aren’t consuming a product, that’s a sign of a failure of the company to offer a product people want to consume.”

That crowd looks about as excited as a group of high schoolers during a lecture on social policy.

Except the O-line player wouldnt’ be graded down for it, the RB would.

Oh dear. Looks like I should have added “1!11" at the end after all.

I look forward to Drew Brees playing for the New York Jets next year.

$54 million in dead money for Brees last year? That’s so bad even the Jets are laughing about it.

Can we talk about how solid Tony Romo was? His competence and energy in the booth felt like a goddamn revelation after years of Simms shitting all over America’s eardrums.

you need to win cotd

It would be even better if they kept arguing to the music...

I’m using this trick at home.