One guy was heard to say.........”I’m covered from my head tomatoes.”

As someone with a vegetable garden who skeeves out when the tomatoes start getting torn apart by flies, I shudder to think of how disgusting that place is after those sugars have been baking in the sun for a few hours. When you combine that with all the hipster sweat it seems like my personal nightmare. I’d rather get…

Well we know she worked hard on her cervix game

Yeah, she’d probably placenta top 10.

Yeah, I figured that. I shoot many shots, I don’t make them all. Probably time to call it a weekend.

Really? Just curious which kind am I? Are there a sliding scale of idiots? Because a bumbling idiot is not the same as a fucking idiot, and has more value than a useless idiot. I’ve always wondered what kind of idiot I am, but have never had a clear description. Maybe that makes me a clueless idiot? Please help…

Comparing a beautiful black female athlete to a farm animal.... Jeez Laura, we sure know what kind of Becky you are....

Is there any chance that this might be what they wanted to happen? Like they wanted to be able to un-suspend Zeke while also looking like they gave a shit about Tiffany Thompson? Obviously this wouldn’t be the way you’d want that to play out...but...I dunno I’ll just take my tinfoil hat off now.

Hey. Not cool.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

He’s definitely plus-defensively, but is streaky as shit at the plate. And generally streaky in the bad way.

Nah. I get that the Gold Gloves tend to be stupid but at least they used to be smart enough to just go with the three best defensive OF. Going back to the LF-CF-RF format is like if the Oscars demanded that best picture nominees have at least one Transformer in them.

I am sure he was sober as a bird when making the comment.

“Spread your wings, Spiderman!...”

I don’t think the color analyst yelling “Get on Your Horse, Superman!” was very well thought out.

But still no gold gloves because it’s really important that Brett Gardner get one for playing a reasonably good LF.

Considering the hit our collective Grit fund has taken since Eckstein and Welker retired, and Edelman got hurt, yeah, I’ll buy in. I prefer to lease my grit, though.

-Real WIP Caller

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