Please tell me he was at a fucking hockey game when the Comey firing went down.

Was Karnak allowed to say sperm on TV?

Not to be confused with oil company executive Eric Carlson, who puts Senators in his pocket.

Tennis ball hitter, bullshitter, sperm lottery winner.

Hey now, my 94-year-old grandpa can do a whole bunch of jumps off hills on an ATV.

I was being specific to the Patriots/Brazil cabal.

Brady and Bundchen,
Edelman and Lima,
What’s next? Gronkowski and Ambrosio?

Astros 22-11! Several dongers hit in win over Braves! Off Bartolo Colon for fucks’s sake! WHAT DOES IT TAKE?

(Quinn Snyder, in locker room) Don’t feel bad, guys, The Mailman and Stockton never won shit either.

Yuk yuk yuk. Yay for Kindle and its “We decide what you meant” keyboard.

Bringo!

I rue the day they will bring done!

And of course, the good news: The NBA playoffs are one step closer to bring done.

I just had this discussion with my friend. We both have automotive engineering backgrounds and he’s still working in the industry. Both of us agreed that, if it were built today, the 2JZ would be a great example of bad engineering. By that I mean, as an engineer, we’re not supposed to overbuild a motor or any…

Should be easy to find out if it’s him. It’s clearly an Ariel photograph.

That’s weird, Derrick Rose just tweeted Shady Acres Outpatient Rehabilitation Center followed by four knee brace emojis.

How cliche to claim being hacked after tweeting a bunch of dicks.

“Damn. Clippers getting hacked was kinda my thing.”

After using this, It feels abnormal to poop anywhere else now!

After using this, It feels abnormal to poop anywhere else now!