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And ... she’s pregnant again.

“Haaa Funny guy!”


“Off with his head!”

I’m a little dismayed they didn’t put him on a stretcher. Watching them escort him off was dreadful.

I’m 100% certain my uncle’s dad (and quite possibly my uncle himself) would probably say that. Either that or “I wish my golf handicap were lower.”

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

You wouldn’t really expect to see a big cat blowing a dog whistle.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

I reached down to find any feeling or ounce of emotional sympathy for Boston’s poor luck here but there was nothing there

LOOK I GET THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS CAN PLAY THROUGH ANYTHING AND NBA PLAYERS IN COMPARISON ARE GIANT PUSSIES, BUT SOMEONE ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH BEACHBALL HEAD?! AT SOME POINT THE LEAGUE NEEDS TO START THINKING ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY! SMDH!

I just feel sad hearing this.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I’ve never heard ‘Ovi is protected by the refs’ chatter. Not once.

Don’t retaliate. He threw a punch. Even in the playoffs, you are asking for a call. A hit in the course of the action may, or may not, get called. A retaliation punch will always get called.