Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

It’s also important to remember that “will be re-evaluated in a month” isn’t even close to a promise of anything. There have been plenty of times when the re-evaluation ends up being “we were hoping to avoid this, but you aren’t healing well, so we gotta do surgery”.

Grade II MCL sprain is a partial rupture of the ligament, while grade III is full rupture. He shouldn’t require surgery but the sprain is a tear.

Appropriate name for your level of familiarity with injuries.

This is where it’s important to remember that “sprain” means “partial tear.”

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I actually have a solution. Birds could stop flying full speed into walls like idiots!

Although with that said, how much bullshit is this:

The three Kings are Kopitar, Carter, Doughty. Making those three look like chumps is pretty good.

Disagree – – there is a vas deferens between a beef between two players and one invoking Shaq.

Honestly, I haven’t. But for someone who is an incredible athlete, how it is possible to lose concentration as much as this guy does.

You should erect a sign with this comment printed on it

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

is it possible the finals have been (and probably will be again) golden state vs cleveland because those are obviously and unequiovcally the two best teams in the league and no team is going to beat either one in a seven game series except the other?

with no context for this game, i will say that the logo at half court kills me

He’s just promoting his new game.

Yugo, girl.

I think it easy to see who croated the story about the shower. They should just serb their punishment and be done with it.

Bad Blood led to a Firework in the locker room. Kids these days.

What can you do? Pirovic thinks Katy Perry’s new song is fierce but Myers has long been in Taylor Swift’s corner. Just a shame that this senseless feud has claimed another victim.