I guess it’s only fair that Reddit should get to name the baby then? I foresee no problems with this plan.

The electoral college system works the same way:

Indian men are middle eastern now?

You’re right. Socialism has never been popular with working class people. Apart from all the countries where it is.

To be fair, I can’t imagine a more empowering way to wake up. In seconds that would transform me from bleary-eyed zombie groping my way to the bathroom sink to proud Master of the technological terror that is my Toyota, young Sith Padawans following in my majestic wake.

For myself it’s all about the Needs. I hinted for 3 months (covering xmas and my birthday) that I needed a new workbench. Nada. I think the wife doesn’t want my tools taking up any more room. (But how am I gonna make some room in the house without a decent workbench so I can make a shed?!)

Made from real Italians?

This. Some people are domestically minded, and that’s not a bad thing even if it is the woman in a het marriage. As long as that’s what makes her happy.

Depends, do you mean Xmas ‘15 or Xmas ‘14? If it’s the latter, you’re probably safe, the poop would have hit the fan by now. If it’s the former, I’d be extra nice for a while, just to be on the safe side.

As an owner of a rival brand, I recognise the snark, but let me tell you, if the only way to get one of these bad boys were to get married, it would be a pretty good reason to get hitched.

Meh, I got my wife a really nice kitchen mixer for her birthday a few years ago. She was less “What, am I your kitchen slave now?” and more “Fresh brioche all day e’ry day, bitches!”

Relevant:

There are lots of countries with points based systems for entry that are more attainable. Australia, for example increases your score if you have skills in certain shortage areas (iirc Hairstylist is one of them...).

I’d support the active search for and deportation of illegal immigrants if there were a reasonable way for people to come legally.

Women are also some of the most effective voices of the Conservative movements too.

Sigh.... from the linked story:

The local OBGYN? Sounds like she was single-handedly keeping them in business.

I think that would limit your pool of employers once word got out...

“We’re not going to kill you. We don’t kill women and children.”

·At least it is an attempt to get free healthcare to everyone. Not a good attempt, of course.