Then do not have sex with those men. Or investigate an alternative. I’m just saying that there are non-invasive contraception options that are available to both sexes. It doesn’t have to be an issue.

Yeah, but Sunny is a real bitch.

See if you can find a download of “Fry’s English Delights” if this sort of thing interests you. He did a good bit on Polari. Here’s an excerpt from the Bible’s Genesis in Polari:

Well, those guys rant about brainwashing, being lied to at school and constantly feel their race is under attack too. The difference being they’re idiots.

You know that paragraph can be read to indicate you are a white power supporter? Except for the hair bit... I’ve never known even the most rabid right winger to claim white people’s hair is under attack.

He’s up against an Oscar-bait actor (E Redmayne) in an Oscar-bait genre (period drama) with an Oscar-bait subject.

“I’ll probably lose my virginity through a hole in a sleeping bag.” He laughed, and it was like the sun coming out on a planet where it has rained for decades.

In fact, the best thing for actual rape survivors is to be seen to go as far as legally possible against those who deliberately make false allegations. This tiny minority of accusers makes it much harder for other victims to be believed. If there’s a perception of there being a harsh punishment for deliberately false…

The problem is, as long as the accusation is disputed, you are assuming someone is a liar until proven otherwise. It’s just a matter of who you choose.

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Yeah, the two rules a man must follow to be considered charming when asking a woman out they haven’t met before:

Close call there. If Piers Morgan had agreed I would have been forced to disagree.

If I had a latex allergy and was planning to be sexually active I’d have a couple on my person at all times. Men are always optimists when it comes to the remotest possibility of hook ups, Gay or straight.

Somewhere between Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Rabbit.

Two reasons why this is a big nope: blood stains on sheets and gaaaaah! Blood is not a turn on. If that’s somebody’s thing, then that’s cool but, I repeat, gaaaaah!

Well pedants like me, pub quiz enthusiasts and Stephen Fry do...

It’s ok, I didn’t think you were. And every guy I know, certainly every single guy have their own condoms, usually one or two in their wallet. Because, say what you like about men, we’re dreamers. We might be ugly as sin, fat as a whale and smell like lutefisk, but we still dream that we might meet a girl on the way…

referring to his father, George Bush, the 41st president, and his brother, George W. Bush, the 43rd president.

It wasn’t a decision she even hesitated at though. She prefers the feeling of sex without condoms and my sister told her she’d always used implants because it’s a case of a 15 minute GP appointment then don’t worry about it for 3 years. Saves on sanitary products too.

Like I say, I know a lot of men who have had vasectomies, it’s not like they’re some kind of taboo.