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If I had a latex allergy and was planning to be sexually active I’d have a couple on my person at all times. Men are always optimists when it comes to the remotest possibility of hook ups, Gay or straight.

Somewhere between Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Rabbit.

Two reasons why this is a big nope: blood stains on sheets and gaaaaah! Blood is not a turn on. If that’s somebody’s thing, then that’s cool but, I repeat, gaaaaah!

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Well pedants like me, pub quiz enthusiasts and Stephen Fry do...

It’s ok, I didn’t think you were. And every guy I know, certainly every single guy have their own condoms, usually one or two in their wallet. Because, say what you like about men, we’re dreamers. We might be ugly as sin, fat as a whale and smell like lutefisk, but we still dream that we might meet a girl on the way

referring to his father, George Bush, the 41st president, and his brother, George W. Bush, the 43rd president.

It wasn’t a decision she even hesitated at though. She prefers the feeling of sex without condoms and my sister told her she’d always used implants because it’s a case of a 15 minute GP appointment then don’t worry about it for 3 years. Saves on sanitary products too.

Like I say, I know a lot of men who have had vasectomies, it’s not like they’re some kind of taboo.

Yeah, threaten Scotland. That’s always worked so well in the past...

Speaking as an owner of precious man-jewels, I can entirely sympathise. It’s not just the symbolism or the association with what makes you a man, it’s the fact that they are by far and away the most vulnerable part of a man. You spend your entire life trying to make sure they don’t get hit because it really. fucking. h

From a purely hypothetical point of view, it would suck to be raped this way and then be on the hook for payments for the child. Though, presumably the mother would lose custody if they went to jail for it anyway.

Hitting the switch is pretty much the goal in sex....

Aren’t condoms the most used form of birth control? And since it goes on the dick, it is male birth control...

Actually, wouldn’t lying about birth control fall under sex by deception and therefore rape?

Or just go with condoms...

But, where can I go to eat my fair trade, ethically sourced artisanal kitten panini now?

The solution then, surely, is to look into ways to make it easier to prove, not to find some extra-judicial avenue of trial and punishment?

No, I am fortunate enough not to be affected by either of those. Rather, I am an idealist. I think once you betray your values by accepting ethical shortcuts like the ends justifying the means then it’s hard to regain any kind of moral authority.

I don’t care one iota about a rapist’s reputation. But as none of us here are omniscient beings, we don’t know if that someone whose reputation we are ruining is a rapist or not. Of course, if you are am omniscient being, you knew I was going to say that.