You mean, you’re not saying that I disbelieve her and he probably did it, but you disbelieve her and he probably did it?

And I think this is a salutary lesson in never believing anything in the tabloid press in general or the Daily Mail in particular. There is literally no evidence Sean Penn committed any form of domestic assault, a literal affidavit from Madonna saying he’s a great guy and has never struck her and still people are…

In their defence every single cancer patient has a history of water use. Coincidence?

Wait, Sidekick is a racially loaded term now? That’s new to me. Patronising I can see and it being used as a diminutive because of race/sex/whatever I can understand; but since when is there a trope of Asian sidekicks? The only one I can think of is Kato...

The Daily Mail

Read the headline and thought legal action really isn’t the right way to go here. Read the article and just want to go get drunk now.

BRAs

I honestly think even Donald Trump is afraid of a Trump presidency but doesn’t want to lose face by bowing out so he’s trying to find something lower than the lowest common denominator.

Dude stole from older, richer, whiter guys. It’s like the only thing a guy in his position could do that will land him in serious shit. Allegedly.

What a day. What a lovely day.

Well it’s not quite middle English, but it has fallen out of use. I got into the habit of spelling it that way because I used to live near a Gaol Lane and I used to use it to annoy my teachers, and it’s kinda stuck.

Nor do I.

Well, you know them best. I actually know an Italian guy who came out to his family and his grandparents dealt with it a lot better than his parents did. More along the lines of “Yeah, we kinda figured, Antony” Whereas his parents were more “Sure, you can be gay AFTER you give us some grandchildren”

Well, good job boys. Everything looks squeaky clean. I’m sure everyone will be satisfied with that. Hit the lights, we’re done here.

lol, this is the like the lowest form of compliment, unless your name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior.

They can. But if they can’t agree between themselves whose name to take, then they can’t get married. It needs changing, but there isn’t anything in the law that compels a woman to change her name if she gets married.

Well, it’s probably not going to kill them, that’s a bit melodramatic. Also, there’s no real need to tell them. How would they find out?

I’d respond but I’m currently wondering if I would eat gigantic marshmallow testicles and if that would make me gay...

Perhaps it will be a marshmallow woman? (to be fair in the absence of genitals, shouldn’t it have been marshmallow person? Did he identify as male?)

I was tempted to take my wife’s last name because it’s more or less unpronounceable unless you already know how to speak Mandarin, but she took mine instead because her name is more or less unpronounceable unless you already know how to speak Mandarin.