I honestly think even Donald Trump is afraid of a Trump presidency but doesn’t want to lose face by bowing out so he’s trying to find something lower than the lowest common denominator.

Dude stole from older, richer, whiter guys. It’s like the only thing a guy in his position could do that will land him in serious shit. Allegedly.

What a day. What a lovely day.

Well it’s not quite middle English, but it has fallen out of use. I got into the habit of spelling it that way because I used to live near a Gaol Lane and I used to use it to annoy my teachers, and it’s kinda stuck.

Nor do I.

Well, you know them best. I actually know an Italian guy who came out to his family and his grandparents dealt with it a lot better than his parents did. More along the lines of “Yeah, we kinda figured, Antony” Whereas his parents were more “Sure, you can be gay AFTER you give us some grandchildren”

Well, good job boys. Everything looks squeaky clean. I’m sure everyone will be satisfied with that. Hit the lights, we’re done here.

lol, this is the like the lowest form of compliment, unless your name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior.

They can. But if they can’t agree between themselves whose name to take, then they can’t get married. It needs changing, but there isn’t anything in the law that compels a woman to change her name if she gets married.

Well, it’s probably not going to kill them, that’s a bit melodramatic. Also, there’s no real need to tell them. How would they find out?

I’d respond but I’m currently wondering if I would eat gigantic marshmallow testicles and if that would make me gay...

Perhaps it will be a marshmallow woman? (to be fair in the absence of genitals, shouldn’t it have been marshmallow person? Did he identify as male?)

I was tempted to take my wife’s last name because it’s more or less unpronounceable unless you already know how to speak Mandarin, but she took mine instead because her name is more or less unpronounceable unless you already know how to speak Mandarin.

The argument is (I assume) that a non-alcoholic chose to get drunk and so is fully liable for their actions while drunk. An alcoholic has a medically recognised condition that means they compelled to drink and so less liable.

I understand that having gender-equal laws doesn’t necessarily lead to gender-equal results, but flat out stating that inequality is enshrined in law is explicitly wrong. It’s a deliberately misleading statement. I know we don’t come to Jezebel for 100% journalistic excellence, but I expect it not to be quite as…

Japan is one of the few remaining industrialized countries to enshrine name inequality in marriage laws

I believe his argument isn’t that he fell into her and penetrated her, but that he never penetrated her at all and she pulled his hand between her legs which had sperm on it because he had just had sex with her friend.

I think there’s a bit of an ethical grey area with someone getting someone drunk in the hopes their inhibitions are lower and will sleep with you, but at the end of the day, being drunk does not absolve you of personal responsibility for your actions.

That was my take on it, it’s not a common phrase in the UK so when I see it on US sites I always assumed it meant unconscious. Not remembering the night before is just a common effect of alcohol for some people and for some people it doesn’t require a great deal of alcohol to get to this stage.

It’s cheap and cheerful. No-one’s name checking it like “check out my stylish Primark threads , yo!”