I just like to think there are some PHD holders manning the tech support centre in India thinking “They eat how many calories?! No wonder the server’s gone down. We can’t process those kinds of numbers. Now kindly do the needful and revert the lentils.”

this undoubtedly meant that a whole lot of people who work for them had to work throughout the whole goddamn holiday

Meh, I’m like 6 episodes in... it’s not a good enough as a detective show to satisfy that part of me and it’s not good enough as a superhero show to satisfy the other...

Hah, you should play online games. Servers go down for unscheduled maintenance and everybody loses their mind. Same deal here, I imagine there’s an EULA signed off by whoever purchased this product saying it will be down for maintenance occasionally, etc.

You know some women are proud or happy to be Mrs so-and-so, right? Why would you take that away from them?

Richonne: Stop trying to make this happen. It’s not going to happen.

Last line gets you all my stars.

Look at my face. Is this a happy face?

I usually don’t root for the death of children onscreen

Ooooh, containers; ain’t we little miss lah-di-dah?

Thanks for this.

I’ve always wondered (As a UK resident) how you go about getting procedures done for non-emergency conditions as a foreigner. I understand A+E you just walk in the door, but for something like this do you need to register with a GP or are there drop-in centres?

“The court of public opinion is not a court of law , and I don’t need Stoya or any woman to ‘prove’ that she has been raped for me to believe her.”

Hey, don’t pin this on humanity, there are plenty of societies out there with decent legislation for work-life balance.

Perhaps this is more up your alley:

Thanks, Bro!

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Turkey sandwiches? pah!

I compare 12 Years a Slave to Schindler’s List. I loved both films. I enjoyed watching neither.

Was the body shaming really necessary?