My advice then? Never move to Sweden. Hugging is a big thing there.

Start? That’s cute

No certificate for her ass then?

The guy second from the right: “did I leave the stove on? Damn it, that’s gonna bother me all day.”

Yeah, some do. It doesn’t bother me. But we’re (almost) all the same ethnicity, so they’re just doing it because they like the feel, not any other reason.

When I shave my hair really close I have women in the office stroking it all the time (the hair, that is). It’s never not been this way for me. Every month or two I just have to put up with the occasional head-stroke as they pass.

Technically so would breathing. I think they had intended urine and faeces-related products... but then I’m sure they wouldn’t ban laxative adverts... I really don’t know what they thought they were doing...

can’t be objectified

There are some people for which the above statement is true.

Well... I guess they have a logic to it of sorts...

A Discworld quote for everything: