Its weird for me....
My mom was never outwardly racist- infact when I was half a baby she PURPOSELY sought out black and latino families with children my age that I could have play dates with so I experience different people first hand. I remember when I was little my mom having serious conversations with me about how…

Thanks, but the rage boner cares not for stars. The rage boner cares about fear and the right to arm bears. And probably whatever’s on CBS because Kevin James is one funny dude.

It’s worth pointing out that Johnson was the third party candidate favored by Republicans who couldn’t bring themselves to vote Trump, and that he likely did more to help Clinton win in Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico and Minnesota.

No, Fuck people who voted *for* Trump. Fuck the people who *didn’t* vote.

It is childish to blame people who didn’t vote for the cheet-o.

this is bargaining.

How the democrats blew this:

My theory on the pro-Trump vote tonight:

Secretary of Big Macs, Chris Christie.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.

I still think this was an elaborate scheme to hand the Presidency to Secretary Clinton. One that would use extreme rhetoric and a highly controversial candidate in Donald Trump to basically get a low Republican turnout (disenfranchising conservative+moderate women in swing states)... that just went horribly wrong.

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

Suck it Magary!

I dont know about you gys buy Iam drunk and drawing Drew Magary.

Now to figure out how much gas it takes to heat up a tube of shit to 650 degrees.

Two to three gallons per year? Energy problems solved!

probably would’ve sat your ass on the bench cause you suck and aren’t steph curry

Because the master race is left-handed and inferiors often are shocked and dismayed.

For the record, I deserve enormous credit for Trey Burke making this list. He was considered sub-butt prior to my lobbying efforts.

Rob Gronkowski: Yo it was probably Halloween in the California time zone.

Quick but important question - how easy will it be for my asshole cat to knock off the nightstand?

Quick but important question - how easy will it be for my asshole cat to knock off the nightstand?