What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

This post displays some dedication.

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

As long as Andrew Miller doesn’t kick anybody in the dick, I think they’re ok.

The same way Warriors fans did when they were up 3-1. You guys have it wrapped up.

Just the back. I prefer my front lines clean.

I believe they are secretly the same person. Like Jewel and Ricky Martin.

It takes a certain skill to do it a Facebook/Schilling meme. It has to be the right amount of dank.

Let’s make sure people can see and understand what half-assed false equivalence looks like. :)

Safe bet the food’s no good.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

I loved the unnecessary comma followed directly by the unnecessary ellipsis. Everything about this is wonderful except for the people-really-do-this-shit thing.

Same. I come here every week just for Jim’s Life Hacks. Really brightens up Thursday afternoon/Friday morning. I can’t wait to try onion dirt oil tacos.

I think we’ve found Tracy Porter:

Everybody knows Curry takes a little while to incorporate and develop its flavor.

My work here is done.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

“we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population”

We have an electoral college, designed explicitly to ensure that the popular vote can be thwarted; we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population;

Then the primary loser needs to watch more House of Cards. The VP is one bad avocado away from the most powerful office in the world.