I'm choosing to take this as a testimony in favor of heavy drinking. It makes me feel like a very funny god, and makes others look like them.

Someone who has showered and is now going elsewhere. Not to say he's not an asshole, but that could explain his clothing.

I can't imagine being pissed off about this. A cupcake is like 300 calories at the absolute maximum. You may not work those extra ones off in one workout, but if you end up 300 calories over your daily goal on one day that week, it's not going to really fuck up your fitness progress. If you think it's going to cause…

I say if she can make more money than the value of a NCAA D1 athletic scholarship at an expensive private school (so like $250k) then she should go for it.

That is like saying you should lower the hoop for women to play basketball because they can't jump as high.

That's like saying we should lower the height of the basketball hoop for women because they are on average shorter and can't jump as high as men.

Did anyone notice the gravedigging in the teaser for next week? IS BILL GOING TO TURN SOOKIE?

You must be new here.

Rumor is ND is planning to vacate the season.

Because Stanford's academic standards are so high that Toby Gearhart was taking calculus as a senior, while ND football players take it as freshman or rising sophomores.

It's public because ND is making the investigation and the players weren't at practice. ND was clearly already taking actions. It's not like Forde and Feldman uncovered the scandal and now ND is taking reactionary disciplinary steps.

Also, you know what. As much as I'm a bit of a self-loathing ND grad, I will stick up for them on one point. At least they do take disciplinary action upon discovery of these issues. That's more than a lot of other schools can say. There are shitty, shady athletes at every school in D1. At least ND is making some…

Turns out Lennay Kekua is a stellar academic tutor as well as a caring girlfriend.

I take it at this point everyone has given up on Warcraft IV then?

How many games can you really be into in a weekend? I say maybe 3: your alma mater, your hometown team, and the local team? And chances are two of those games will be on at the same time. I just want to know who is getting fist-pumping, feet-kicking, glued-to-the couch excited for that many games each weekend.

Well, if you're a TE.

Also Gob's son.

#NotAllOldPeople

I didn't know Elizabeth Lambert had a Russian cousin.

I was a math major, and there was a solid week in college where I tried to do this every morning at breakfast and could never figure it out.