Clips to the lids wouldn't be fun but it'd be worth the effort either way. And the stories you could tell..... but probably shouldn't.. ;)

This is the version of the Turtle story I know. I think it's funnier:

Nay to golems! Yay to automata!

I see what you are saying, but the Golem story explicitly includes spiritual mysticism, specifically Jewish Kabbalah. Clarke's law is written from the point of view of relative primitives encountering technology far above their comprehension. The story of the Golem includes a rabbi who knows exactly what he is doing…

Because if you wore those when I was a kid, the social death you suffered would have been preceded by a severe beating and the loss of the shoes. Which if they cost almost a hundred dollars would have meant another beating at home. But they are pretty awesome.

I get why X/0 is undefined, but could a math person explain to me why 0/0 is not simply 0?

You wouldn't download a marble bust . . ..

New Febreze, now with Comet Fresh Scent.

*posts Cary Grant 'Get Out' gif*

Circovirus, with a genome of 1800-3600 bases, which codes for just two proteins.

"amoeboids"

The wikipedia article (exactly where you'd expect it to be) explains that most versions of the story are apochryphal, and I don't have the time to read it again to jog my memory about the "true" source (so read it yourself).

Whenever resisting "harmless", consider going to "Mostly Harmless"

That's not how I've heard it.

Well, duh. Everyone knows that!

well, presumably the micro-gravity was pretty short lived and then you would have a bloody heavy spacesuit on.

SPOILERS FOR BOTH SEASONS:

That ending was ballsy! I've never seen a show attempt something like that. To literally leave every character on the floor bleeding out was amazing.

The show and the book share exactly two things: a dome and the names of certain characters. That's it.

You see I'm going through the forest on a horse with no name