Blatter is Goodells Palpatine.

I’m sure the New York media will react to this decision by Sabathia with all the respect and tact they can muster.

If you’re actually a fan of Liverpool, the Nationals, and the Dolphins, you should probably just stop watching sports and take up NASCAR.

I am a dolphins can, can confirm.

Dolphins sign Ndamukong Suh, look like AFC contenders

I always enjoy it when athletes remain closely tied to their teams in retirement. Good for Irving to keep abiding by the Patriot Way after his playing days ended.

No buddy it is about intel exploitation.

I have a huge effing beef with regards to all this talk of gun control in response to school shootings. Not once will you ever hear the subject of WHY these shootings occur discussed among all the shrill hyperventilating about gun laws. You’d think that in the spirit of intellectual honesty and, you know, a real…

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

You’re stating categorically “Sex crimes and other crimes with extremely high rates of recidivism are exceptions precisely because of their high rates of recidivism.”,

As much as I hate the Jets I cant even joke about them right now.

“Nobody thought he could have as many beheadings in his Age-40 season as A-Rod produced, but Insh’Allah he will continue his triumphant march to Aleppo over the broken bodies of infidels”

how retarded.

Keep your political shit out of our cars.

Lol, Statistically since its Jersey, its most likely Democrat there buddy. From Wiki:

This is Jalopnik, you’re looking for Gawker.

The mark on the runway isn’t from the f4, it’s a result of the pilot’s pants finally exploding.

I really hope this is some weird joke, because if not it sounds like you have no clue about Occam's razor.

Reclining makes you an asshole. This is a fact.

And even if the bunt succeeds.....THEY FUCKING WALK HARPER BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT MORONS. Probably intentionally, but at least pitch around him with as much if not more caution than they did.