From what I've heard, you probably don't want DeSean Jackson around that many weapons.

And I get the distinct feeling that no NFL executive, no pundit, and no fan will be willing to claim Washington screwed up in signing an elite wideout to an affordable deal just because he's taken photos with gang members.

Weird to see a Rabbi getting all smarmy about driving a German car.

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

Unfortunately, his slick high priced lawyer will probably be able to exclude all of this evidence at trial on grounds that it constitutes Irsay.

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

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The French would like a word.

First to arrive at the Pistorius home: Dr. Johan Stipp.

If he isn't drafted, chalk it up to the NFL's non-prophet status.

They've been allowing black people for quite a while now.

He really should have it figured out by now. He's been in a slide since 2010.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

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If by average you mean the man to Yao's left, he has a doctorate in quantum mechanics, speaks 9 languages and is an accomplished cellist. If I'm mistaken and you're referring to the man behind Yao, that's Century 21 agent Jeff Whittels of Boca Raton, Fl, and he only sold three homes in the last calendar year. That is…

I haven't seen that big of a dump taken on a field since the Super Bowl.