CHAAAAHLIE MURPHY!

He chopped off Django’s head in front of his clone son.

You know, when I first heard about it as a kid I too assumed movie theatre. But apparently it was actually at one of those adult theatre places where you put in money to open a screen to reveal a stripper.

Pay off your student loans for 128 dollars. That’s a pretty sweet deal all right.

I don’t trust him simply because he’s entirely made up of all the bad genes that didn’t go into Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Some other dude said that incident was from ‘05 so I guess the very first one.

Best I can do is when September ends.

Or, live happy

lol did someone piss in your corn flakes?

Inky, Blinky, Pinky.

I posit that it has something to do with the fact that the puppeteer/owner of ALF is a whackadoodle nutjob.

That does seem to be the implication.

As was stated in the article you didn’t read, yes.

“Fuck you for having an opinion that’s different from mine.”

That is pretty funny. I would say shame them out of existence, but that shit is kinda shameless, so I doubt it would work.

Old school Simpsons is best Simpsons.

LOL Holy fuck you’re showing your age. And now I will show mine. I was actually making a Super Mario Bros. Super Show reference, this was Link’s catchphrase.

Probably around the time streaming became a thing. Because they can donate, it’s made certain ‘fans’ entitled and hence they get it in their heads that they have a say in what a streamer does with themselves.