WTF happened to Florida, anyway? Growing up in the 80s Florida was beautiful women, Lambos, Tony Montana, Crockett and Tubbs, white suits, alligator shoes, speed boats, white sand, blue water, restaurants and hotels with neon lights and Tom Cruise behind the bar juggling fifths of Cuervo. Now it's shirtless fat…

I hope Dr Phil gets addicted to meth and then is eaten alive by Lions while on fire

I think that would be cool, we're seeing w/ Better Call Saul that you can have a good story if you start out with nothing but a cool character & competent actor to play him.

Any time you have stuff coming out of more than one orifice at a time, it's a fucking nightmare. I don't care if you're sneezing while peeing, crying while pooping, popping zits on your period (pores count as an orifice for the purposes of grossness), it's just. fucking. unfair.

Choose your friends carefully! I have ended friendships with people I otherwise like because they won't vaccinate their kids. When they come to play with my son, with a daughter coughing up some Typhoid-Mary shit, I said no way. Maybe that makes me the asshole, but I can live with that.

Just to be clear, SCIHHH, I'm filtering whatever else I'm thinking - about you, your writing, this whole memorable experience we've been through together - through my innate belief that any adult who cares (especially this "!!!!!!" much) about birthdays is a little off-kilter.

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

Thanks for the explanation. You shouldn't put something in quotes that was never actually stated. After other conversation I've learned how these exploits are discovered and it makes far more sense. As for opinions, my initial post was most definitely an opinion. That's a fact.

So be it. It's an opinion. We are all entitled to them, no one says you have to like it.

"Oh man! I hope they dont find out I know or all this will be ruined! Better hope no one else in the world looks at reddit either, because im posting all this evidence here, lol!"

Anecdotal story: I cut my father and mother out of my life when I went to college because they were incredibly toxic and abusive. Fast forward four years. Both parents (they were divorced by then) randomly show up at my college graduation, both spouting how they "raised me right" and that's why I was the first person…