Isn’t that the reason why MB Designo exists? I am sure Mercedes Benz will gladly paint your car in a screaming resale value destroying color for the right sum.

New phone who dis?

*Wolfsburg syndrome. Can’t believe I like even more after putting about 4000km on it. It’s also quite quick after I got a hang of the clutch.

Basically your favorite car then:

3 door SUV? Gimme dat.

Overhyped? Have you ever been to the Ring?

That’s because you can still order a new Scirocco at your friendly local VW dealership* today. It still is based on the Mk5 Golf platform and it will probably get axed in a few months without a proper replacement.

Diesel in passenger vehicles will be gone by the mid 2020s.

Thank some EU governments and lax emission standards. VW and about everyone else just used the window that was (almost intentionally) left open to bypass tests.

The car was just as depressing as the relationship.

Real existing socialism (not social democracy) in a nutshell.

I don’t really mindthe current Mercedes design language, though some cars are a bit too gaudy for my taste. The badge is what’s important to most buyers.

So hideous Mercedes sells a shit ton of cars.

Fords better than Vauxhalls/Opels? Hell to the naw naw naw.

Yep, the Fiat Doblo aka Opel Combo.

Good for PSA to produce cars for the British market now that taxes will most likely be put in place. PSA with Opel will probably develop new commercial vehicles. I wonder whats going to happen to Sevel Nord and Sud though.

The Vivaro and Movano which are both just rebadged Renaults.

Not gonna happen. Cadillac has had so many relaunches in Euorpe in the last 17 years that nobody even bothers anymore. And Chevrolet selling cars here? Hahahaha sorry but hell no, that’s fairy tale wishful thinking.

The French army demanded extra large rear view mirrors so they could have a better view of the battlefield.

Sehr geehrter Herr iElvis,