69? That’s some mighty fine timing, Holly...

Tywin said it better.

Aerial embolism? Perhaps you meant air embolism, as this occurs due to rapid air pressure decrease, causing nitrogen bubbles to form in the bloodstream (e.g. the bends referenced in the article).

Nope, normal, just like the rest of us. =D

Not if you’re a sociopath.

As it happens, I just got back from a wedding trip to Virginia from Salt Lake City. I had to take a tux (I own my own), a suit, and a sportcoat. I’ve never had good luck with packing, and even worse luck getting an airline to hang my suits ( I refuse to pay first class prices).

I learned a really cool trick to make closing paint cans easy and clean without the rags.

Maybe more World of EverDoomQuestCraftRim... I’d still play it.

Sharpies don’t write passive aggressive notes, people write passive aggressive notes - with sharpies?

Dates me, but I couldn’t resist...

One wonders what Mr. West would make of the Republican infested theocracy that created the government owned monopoly on liquor sales here in Utah.

No, but if they remake Heartbleeps, he’s a shoe in.

As other jacks have noted, a very well written, quality article!

Because if all else fails you can write sekrit notes to your oncologist with it?

If wishes were fishes, we'd have a great fry. If horse turds were biscuits, we'd eat 'til we die.

If not, he can probably get a Mulligan...

The tone of your comment implied to me that you believed the title or premise of the article was wrong, and a cursory examination of the video makes it plain that he is not piloting the aircraft. Your flying status wouldn't affect the clickbait, but I thought it might help explain your refusal to accept the premise of…

I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that you are not a pilot.

Bah, I already have one. It's blue, says New Holland on the side, and has a bucket and a posthole digger. It's fun as all hell, and I can even play co-op (pun intended!)

He quit so hard he twisted his torso 180 degrees!