>>Formula E runs mostly on street circuits because they want to bring their races in to the people<<

I want a race with that name now.

The Financial Fiasco Formula Race. Presented by Goldman Sachs, Fanny Mae, Merrill Lynch, AIG...

Canadian money isn’t real money.

Cocaine-fuelled boat rides not included.

I’d love to live life with the same sense of optimism possessed by the planner who decided they needed that many chairs.

More like Marlin Way-OUTs, am I right?

This is turning into the plot of “Major League.” Pretty soon, Jeter and the Las Vegas showgirl owner are going to take away the team plane and make them travel on a rickety old bus.

Maybe they should cut bait then, and ask Captain Derek for a refund on the charter.

“No, don’t!”

A tank that runs on redwood trees and endangers animals.

Well, 5-1. But in statewide AND Congressional elections the GOP are 5-7.

Because it’s the Browns. Go ahead and show the stadiums where the winning teams are.

The large white guy in a kimono definitely won’t stand out.

Just when I thought people can’t get any dumber, stupider or whatever lack of intelligence word you would like to use; the human being continues to amaze me. The 0-and-whatever record, the dumpster fire front office and the felonious owner has absolutely nothing to do with the attendance. Absolutely nothing I say.

If Trump is unpopular, why does his Christmas tree lighting look like this?

“If I wasn’t Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?”

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

If Trump is unpopular, why does this cat look like this? If liberalism is popular, why does this cat look like this?

If this dish is impossible to fuck up, I want to know what literally every single low-to-mid range Italian restaurant thinks they're doing.